Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize