She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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