fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I think people are normalizing furries
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