so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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