Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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