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Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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