Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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