16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
All I want is dick and wine.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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