Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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