I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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