Whod you bang
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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