I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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