babies were throwing up all over the place
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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