OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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