Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
We just shotgunned beers for America
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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