Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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