Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I want to fling myself into the sun
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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