Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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