just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
