Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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