he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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