i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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