Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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