Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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