She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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