I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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