I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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