Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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