new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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