also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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