He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Randomize