OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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