All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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