HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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