We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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