Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Randomize
