thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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