You're so nebulous sometimes
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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