I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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