I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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