Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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