she peed on how many people?
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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