I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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