its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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