I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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