Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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