I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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