two words: eviction party
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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