if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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