sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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