The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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