I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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