Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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