could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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