i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I wish life had little blips of pornography
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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